So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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