yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize
