I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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