Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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