...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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