there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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