Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
