Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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