the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
