I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You're a waste of cheezeits
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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