If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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