quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Shame is for Republicans.
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