How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i came on her dog
How's work?
Spinning.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
