Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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