IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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