Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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