Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
its not stalking. its research.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
