So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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