Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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