I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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