I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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