Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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