I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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