worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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