I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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