Yo dont text me then not text me
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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