Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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