I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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