Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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