I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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