Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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