I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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