it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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