He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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