This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
