Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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