That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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