We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
whose parrot is this?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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