so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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