True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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