hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
How external is "for external use only"?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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