tonight lets celebrate not being married
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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