I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i think my cat just said my name.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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