So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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