I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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