And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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