yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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