That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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