Dual....:-)
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
COCAINE IS GR8
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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