the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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