Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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