Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
there is puke in my bra ... again
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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