Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
