im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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