You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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