She's JV to your varsity
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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